Oil

I hate oil. It is oozing out of my face at a heightened rate. And oil usually precedes pimples. Shiat really. Sleeping with zits lining the sides of your face can be a real bitch, uncomfortable and painful yeah. And usually the dirt accumulated on your pillow contributes to pimple growth as well, so i might as well sleep facing the ceiling permanently to avoid sprouting zits. But of course thats not possible, so blast you pimples.

Stress? Pre-enlistment blues? Genes? Fatigue? Shitty soap? The list goes on. I don't know exactly what causes it for me, but you people without those pus-filled spots on your face, feel very fortunate.

This has been a random pimple rant. Goodbye.

Mopping the house was useful today. Usually it just gets me tired, but today it served well to distract me from the occasional depressing thoughts about my abysmal results. A household chore as an escape. Wow haha. Okay at least it's a workout of some sort and sweating made me feel much less of a slacker around the house. Like all household chores(except maybe washing muddy shoes), it was rewarding. A faint sense of satisfaction, to say the least. Hurrah, housewives.

Dear future, please stay bright.

Mini Supercars (NOT MY WORK)

Ever thought what supercars would look like re-engineered into a Mini Cooper-like chassis?

Here are some pictures, results of a few Photoshop tweaks.


Mini Mercedes


Mini Lotus


Mini Ferrari


Mini BMW


Mini Bentley


Mini Audi


Mini Aston Martin


Mini Porsche

My life's such a mess right now, i actually feel quite alone and helpless.

Sucks to be me.

Another NTU suicide

(Story) NTU officer found hanged : Another suicide at NTU.

Coincidentally, also from the School of Electrical and Electronics Engineering (EEE).

Not spooky enough?

Both deceased were apparently from Lab S2-B3a-06, the SAME lab.

NUS exchange student dies

"A University of Miami student studying abroad at the National University of Singapore has died.

Scott Jared Monat, a second-year neurobiology major, was found in a student housing kitchen at approximately 6 a.m. local time Wednesday morning, according to The Campus Observer, the student newspaper of NUS."

Full story, here.

Kenichi Kai Kasper Koh Chiak Chiang's Birthday, Part 1

Ingredients to make a Man Kit:

Boxers.

Tsingtao Beer.

Rubbers, Wax, Shaver and a Jar with a Funny Man Portrait.

All packed together.

Not forgetting the hamsum I.P. Man.

Everything in an unassuming cardboard box. Stuffed with an obscene amount of newspaper.

Mission Accomplished. Present is complete. More, next post.

End of Part 1.