
i had a bad toilet experience today. at white sands, basement, more specifically.
blame it on my untimely shi-uh, bowel movements, if you will.
so i had this urge to go whilst queuing up for the cashier at Fairprice. Fortunately the toilet was just beside the entrance.
UNfortunately, of the 8 cubicles present, only 3 were available. and out of the 3, only one was in humane condition. it was a seat-er.
well i thought wrong. i put down the seat cover. and then i stared. clipped between my thumb and the plastic was a wretched strand of black, curly as it was, naturally occurring in the nether regions of the human male - IN OTHER WORDS PUBIC HAIR AAAAAH.
there was the instinctive jerk of the hand before i rushed to wash it. yuck.
my business still undone, i waited for this indian dude to finish his, so i could use his cubicle. you might expect the seat to be clean. well yeah if you view it from afar. heh.
the seat was horrifying - it was sprinkled with a million drops of yellow fluid, like toppings on a cake; with a pool of the same liquid in some depression on the hinge of the cover. god knows what he did in there. fight a war maybe? i don't know. BUT WHY DIDN'T HE LIFT THE COVER BEFORE TAKING A PISS!? oh god.
in the end i cleaned everything up and did my business anyway. please people be more considerate when using public toilets! it'd be greatly appreciated. thank you.
and white sands, don't worry, you're not to blame.
Shane