"Math is the hideously complex theory that if two bits are one way, the other bits will be another way. Except for when there are three bits, or five bits, in which case they will be a completely different way. Erroneously, some dumb people believe that mathematics is the study of patterns and that it's the backbone for many sciences. Regardless, math is stupid."
"Proof that 2+2=5
1. 2+2=4
2. 4=a number
3. 5=a number
4. 4=5
THUS... 2+2=4, which means 2+2=5. "
Come on math tutors, PROVE THIS WRONG!